Our SIPS get all the stars, and now you can sign up* for our All⛧Star SIPS memberSIP program, which is Taylor-made for you with two tiers to choose from.

*You must apply in Hellform at one of our S.I.P.S. locations in the Seven Rings.

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As a
SIPbordinate Member
you can become an entitled A.S.S.*
and receive these perks for free:

*All Star SIPSter

Butt-on Badge

Once you’ve been SIPutized to enter our inner circle, you’ll receive a numbered butt-on badge (handclawed in curse-ive). Stick it somewhere assessible when you visit a S.I.P.S. location so you can flash your badge to let everyone know you’re an A.S.S.

Deathday Discount / Spawnday Special

Sinners will need to present their passedport or DIE-D when they sign up for our memberSIP program to receive a free Mortal-size SIP on their deathday. Hellborn can use their devil’s license to get the same special on their spawnday.

Penta⛧Points Advantage

Members can earn extra Penta⛧Points on select hellidays and smokeasions, so be a smart A.S.S. and check our schedule.

Vmail Newsletter

As an inner circle member, you’ll get the inside track on our Featured Flavors, Pop-Up Potions, and Sleazonal SIPS, plus Devil’s Bargains, reSIPes, and more!

SIPbordinate members: find out how we can pop a cap in your A.S.S. when you take advantage of our Multi-Level MemberSIP opportunity to build your demonline and earn extra perks for free! Scroll down for more sinformation, or click HERE.

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Conversely, you can upgrade* to
ASSociate Member
and receive these SIPplementary benefits:

*for a small recurring fee

A.S.S. Backwards

We’ll keep track of your order history through our crapp so that you can reorder your favorite SIPS at the touch of a claw or talon.

A.S.S. Clown

Due to our limited partnerSIP with MAMMON™,* ASSociate Members receive a SIPSty-day trial of Mammazon Crime, so you can load up your clown cart for a steal.

*Representatives from Greed exhorted us to partiSIPate for our “protection.”

A.S.S. Hat

This All⛧Star SIPS lid is free to members who’ve paid their dues, so join the club and put your head up our A.S.S.* (ASSociates also get 6.66% off all memberSIP merch in our SHOP, so get your A.S.S. in gear!)

A.S.S. Whipping

Upon request, we’ll add extra whipped cream to your entire order for NO additional charge.

A.S.S. Wipe

We include one of our sindividually-wrapped wet wipes with all ASSociate orders to help you clean up your SIP.

Plus sleazonal specials and SIPrises that will knock you on your ASS!

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MemberSIPS are non-transferrable
(you can bet your A.S.S. we’ll find out),
but we offer gift memberSIPS, so you
can have your A.S.S. handed to you.

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Enter the inner circle of our A.S.S. today
and watch your whole afterlife turn to SIP!

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MLM

MLM

Multi-level MemberSIP

We have a molten opportunity for SIPbordinate members to earn extra perks and get their ASSociate memberSIP paid for by building their demonline!

Just enroll two other demons and we’ll pop this cap in your A.S.S. for free as our grift to you.

Then, if those two demons each enroll two demons, your SIPbordinate memberSIP is automatically upgraded to the ASSociate tier.*

If the four demons under your first two demonline members each sign up two demons…that’s when it starts to get hella complicated and confusing, which is why you need to attend a meeting in the undying room of a spawnsor’s hovel to have the decomposition plan explained to you with a DisempowerPoint presentation. This way, you can get to know the under-lying process before it sinevitably starts to break down.

To find a spawnsor in your terrortory, email MLM@SIPSIPSIPS.HELL and specify your Ring of residence.

*Until the next renewal date. Subject to downgrade if demonline members don’t maintain the minimum qualifying purchaSIPS.