This SIPSchedule* is for the current hellendrical cycle.
We’ve sincluded the equivhellent Earth date to hellp human Sinners follow along.
For some Hellabrations, we don’t want to spoil the SIPrise, so our Sintern will update the schedule in unreal time.
*best viewed horizontally on smartass phones
| Earth Date | Hell Day | Helliday | SIP/Special |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-01-01 | Day 2,201,779 | New Fears’ Day | BURNZZ ⛧ |
| 2026-01-05 | Day 2,201,783 | SIPSteenth Night | 6.66% off Evil Spirits |
| 2026-01-06 | Day 2,201,784 | Reapiphany / RIPiphany | buy 2 get 3 SIPS |
| 2026-02-14 | Day 2,201,823 | Malentine’s Day | HELLEYE ROSE ⛧ |
| 2026-02-17 | Day 2,201,826 | Cloven Hooves Day | Purple Pancake Dips |
| 2026-02-18 | Day 2,201,827 | Ash Wendigo’s Day | 6.66% off entire order |
| 2026-03-17 | Day 2,201,854 | Snake Patrick’s Day | BANISHMINT ⛧ |
| 2026-03-20 | Day 2,201,857 | Infernal Equinox / Hotspring | 50% off all SIPS |
| 2026-03-23 | Day 2,201,860 | Spring Broken week | PINKUBUS ⛧ |
| 2026-03-29 | Day 2,201,866 | Palm Sin Day | CLOSED (RingRun only) |
| 2026-04-01 | Day 2,201,869 | Cloapril begins | MOCHA JAVA CLOACA ⛧ |
| 2026-04-04 | Day 2,201,872 | Unholy Satyr Day | The G.O.A.T. ⛧ |
| 2026-04-05 | Day 2,201,873 | Luster Sin Day | SINS-pack, double Penta⛧Points |
| 2026-04-07 | Day 2,201,875 | S³’s Spawnday | — |
| 2026-04-18 | Day 2,201,886 | Cusstomer SIPreciation Day | Sindred Spirits |
| 2026-04-26 | Day 2,201,894 | Infernational Pentzel Day | 6.66% off pentzel + SIP |
| 2026-05-01 | Day 2,201,899 | Mayday | PINKUBUS ⛧ |
| 2026-05-05 | Day 2,201,903 | Sicko de Mayo | $5 hotshots and maggotitas |
| 2026-05-24 | Day 2,201,922 | Pentacost | pay with Penta⛧Points |
| 2026-06-01 | Day 2,201,930 | PriDEMONth begins | PRIDE, 6.66% off, double Penta⛧Points |
| 2026-06-06 | Day 2,201,935 | S³’s 20th ‘irthday | — |
| 2026-06-21 | Day 2,201,950 | Simmer Soulstice | 6.66% off all SIPS |
| 2026-07-04 | Day 2,201,963 | Imp Dependence Day | REDVOLUTIONARY REFRESHER ⛧ |
| 2026-08-06 | Day 2,201,996 | Day of Wrath (Dies Irae) | LAVIATHIN MINT (hate-and-switch) ⛧ |
| 2026-08-10 | Day 2,202,000 | New Sintury/Hellennium | — |
| 2026-08-13 | Day 2,202,003 | Sinistral Day | 66.6% off Sinistral mugs (in-store only) |
| 2026-09-01 | Day 2,202,022 | SIPtember begins | PENTAGRAM SPICE ⛧ |
| 2026-09-13 | Day 2,202,034 | Infernational Chocolate Day | 66.6% off Mocha Java Cloaca |
| 2026-09-22 | Day 2,202,043 | Abyssmal Equinox / Lucifall | PEARDITION ⛧ |
| 2026-09-29 | Day 2,202,050 | Infernational Coffee Day | 66.6% off Hotumn flavors (one per cusstomer) |
| 2026-10-31 | Day 2,202,082 | Hellaween | TBA |
| 2025-11-26 | Day 2,202,108 | ThanksSIPping | TBA |
| 2026-11-27 | Day 2,202,109 | Black Friday | TBA |
| 2026-12-01 | Day 2,202,113 | Badvent begins | TBA |
| 2026-12-05 | Day 2,202,117 | Krampusnacht | TBA |
| 2026-12-21 | Day 2,202,133 | Hellaversary of Sinsmas | TBA |
| 2026-12-31 | Day 2,202,143 | New Fears’ Eve | TBA |
