SIPSIPSIPSⓈ is one of the rare few
Hellborn-owned-and-operated Abyssinesses
of its kind across the seven Rings of Hell
As Demons In Service (DIS), we must work
smarter and harder to level the paying field
with our crapitalistic corporate cupetition
(Vee Who Must Not Be Named)
We used our Pentagrind symbol to
summon the Sin of Wrath himself
and seek his DIS approval as a
SatanctionedⓈ Infernal Potions Shop
(S.I.P.S. DISignition)
He may have created imp-kind to be obedient,
but we paid a spy to find out his favorite ingredient
When he sipped our Flaming Hot Chocolate
made with yogurt in place of Earth goat milk,
he cursed our name…and the rest is SIPStory

Satanic seal adapted from a design created by VivziePop/SpindleHorse
