Hot off the Presses!

We’re announcing the news via WordPress
that our S.H.O.P. is now live on CafePress!
(Site Hosting Our Products)
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SIP just got REAL
We chose the most IMP perfect platform to produce our products in the human world.
It highlights our Hellaverse-inspired cafe, while DIS functioning just like a real hellsite.
CafePress won’t display our custom product info, so we had to make this P.I.T.S. stop.
(Product Information To Share)
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Click on any of the pictures below
to be taken directly to the product page.
ReSIPtacles
We’re serving up a variety of vessels to hold your SIPS.

SIPSIPSIPS 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Get ready to greet the doomsday with our signature ceramic mug. The handle and sinterior are black like our coffee…and your soul.

SIPrise 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
This pattern is a guise, but with just a few tries, by adjusting your eyes, you’ll receive a SIPrise!
SIP is a plural acronym that stands for SatanctionedⓈ Infernal Potions.

SIPSIPSIPS Insulated Mug
This thermal SIPpy cup will keep your coffee hot as Hellfire or cold as when Hell freezes over for as long as you can handle it.

SIPSIPSIPS 20 oz. Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Our coffee, tea, and Flaming Hot Chocolate will burn in Hell, but you can hold your fire while keeping your cool with our trademark travel mug.

SIPSIPSIPS Insulated Water Bottle
In a thirst-case scenario, this tall drink of water can satisfy “owl” your needs from high noon to full moon with its sleek sinsulated silhouette.

SIPSIPSIPS Shot Glass
Whether you shoot down our Espresso Hellevator or blow your shot with our Purgative Fire Cider, you’ll feel like a big deal when using this hot-shot glass.
The image on the product page looks more cream than white, but the humans who run the S.H.O.P. assure us that it matches our signature ceramic mug.
SINistral
The fallen follow the left-hand path, so we offer a selection of sinistral mugs for Sinners. Don’t be left out!

SIPSIPSIPS SINistral 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Prepare to rise and SIN by facing the day with our left-facing sinistral mug. The sinterior makes the perfect blackdrop for our extra dark roast.

SIPrise SINistral 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
The real SIPrise of our mystery mug is that the pattern appears the same from both sides, so whether you’re sinistral or “hextral” 🪄, one side fits all!
In short, there’s just one mug.

SIPrise SINistral Magic Mug
When hot liquid is added to our regular Black Magic mug… “Chupracadupra!” The SIPrise pattern will appear to left-handers and right-handers alike.
Poof! It’s the same mug.
Pentagrind
When the Pentagram rises ⛧ with each “passing” day 🪦, make our daily grind ☕ a part of your mourning ritual.

Pentagrind 2.25″ Round Button
For those feeling pent-up in Pride, and Sinners still waiting Earthside, don’t despair, wear some flair! Our Pentagrind is cute as a button, so pin one down.

Pentagrind Canister Candle
You can use this sinister canister to perform all of your SatanctionedⓈ rituals, penticularly those for conjuring cups of our Bitches’ Brew and Black Magic blends.

Pentagrind Circle Keychain
“Get in loser, we’re going SIPping!” This keychain will remind you to take more trips to get SIPS and earn Penta⛧Points towards your next fix.

SIPSquared Post-it® Notes
Keep things five by five with these 3×3 Post-SIPS notes featuring our faded Pentagrind symbol and SIPSquared border.
SIPparel
Be as cool as a cold brew while wearing these classic black-and-white esSINtials.

SIPSIPSIPS Women’s Ringer T-Shirt
All the sinful ladies! If you like it, then you should put our ringer on it. (tag—#youreit!)
This shirt is boxier and more transparent than it appears in the photo.

OppoSIPS Men’s Classic T-Shirt
Our classic tee in basic b is the SIPerior choice for hiding coffee drops and other spots.
MisSIPllaneous
Choose from our catchall collection of multinefarious merch.

SIPSIPSIPS Rectangle Magnet
Stick our stylish magnet to your fridge and both will instantly become cooler.

SIPSIPSIPS Reusable Grocery Bag
Save our Sinvironment while showing your SIPport and feel good about yourself with this ego-friendly bag.
When printed, the shadow appears slightly more lavender than gray.

Too Much Drip Apron
If barista roleplay gets your coffee brewing, this SIPsy apron leaves little to the imagination.

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Hell It Like It Is
Manage expectations, don’t damage SIPS relations!
Our POS (pieces of SIP) platform operates like any standard POD (print on demand) service, which means merch will be printed and shipped quickly and efficiently—but not always perfectly.
Sometimes an image doesn’t print exactly as it appears in the product picture. If this happens, and the discrepancy is enough that it leads to a DIS appointment, CafePress can reprint or refund your order. Visit our Hellp page for more sinfo.

















