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Hot off the Presses!

We’re announcing the news via WordPress
that our S.H.O.P. is now live on CafePress!
(Site Hosting Our Products)

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SIP just got REAL

We chose the most IMP perfect platform to produce our products in the human world.
It highlights our Hellaverse-inspired cafe, while DIS functioning just like a real hellsite.
CafePress won’t display our custom product info, so we had to make this P.I.T.S. stop.
(Product Information To Share)

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Click on any of the pictures below
to be taken directly to the product page.

ReSIPtacles

We’re serving up a variety of vessels to hold your SIPS.


SIPSIPSIPS 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

Get ready to greet the doomsday with our signature ceramic mug. The handle and sinterior are black like our coffee…and your soul.

SIPSIPSIPS 15 oz. Ceramic Large Mug

If you’re looking for something a bit more SIPstantial than our standard size, this mug is buy-in-Large your best bet.

SIPSIPSIPS 20 oz. Ceramic Mega Mug

When you’re dealing with a lot of SIP, you need the extra cupacity of our mega mug.

Only available in plain white.

SIPrise 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

This pattern is a guise, but with just a few tries, by adjusting your eyes, you’ll receive a SIPrise!

SIP is a plural acronym that stands for SatanctionedⓈ Infernal Potions.

SIPrise Magic Mug

There’s a double layer of mystery to our Black Magic mug. Add any hot liquid to reveal the hidden pattern…but you’re still in for a SIPrise!

Too Much Drip 17 oz. Latte Mug

If you’ve gotta latte SIP going on, this long and lean mug is a tall order.

Only available with front-facing design.

SIPSIPSIPS Insulated Mug

This thermal SIPpy cup will keep your coffee hot as Hellfire or cold as when Hell freezes over for as long as you can handle it.

SIPSIPSIPS 20 oz. Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Our coffee, tea, and Flaming Hot Chocolate will burn in Hell, but you can hold your fire while keeping your cool with our trademark travel mug.

SIPSIPSIPS Insulated Water Bottle

In a thirst-case scenario, this tall drink of water can satisfy “owl” your needs from high noon to full moon with its sleek sinsulated silhouette.

SIPSIPSIPS Shot Glass

Whether you shoot down our Espresso Hellevator or blow your shot with our Purgative Fire Cider, you’ll feel like a big deal when using this hot-shot glass.

The image on the product page looks more cream than white, but the humans who run the S.H.O.P. assure us that it matches our signature ceramic mug.

SIPSIPSIPS Straw Tumbler

You’ll fall head over heels for this tumbler when you SIP a cold brew while getting a clear view of your strawgress through the transparent double-walled design.

Too Much Drip Straw Tumbler

Too much of a good thing is not a problem with our generous SIPSteen oz. tumbler featuring a screw-top brew top and reusable SIPping device.

SINistral

The fallen follow the left-hand path, so we offer a selection of sinistral mugs for Sinners. Don’t be left out!


SIPSIPSIPS SINistral 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

Prepare to rise and SIN by facing the day with our left-facing sinistral mug. The sinterior makes the perfect blackdrop for our extra dark roast.

SIPSIPSIPS SINistral 15 oz. Ceramic Large Mug

There will definitely be something ←left when you SIP down for breakfast with this Large size sinistral ceramic mug.

SIPSIPSIPS SINistral 20 oz. Ceramic Mega Mug

The left hand won’t know what the right one is doing when it’s wrapped around the far side of our cupacious sinistral mega mug.

SIPrise SINistral 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

The real SIPrise of our mystery mug is that the pattern appears the same from both sides, so whether you’re sinistral or “hextral” 🪄, one side fits all!

In short, there’s just one mug.

SIPrise SINistral Magic Mug

When hot liquid is added to our regular Black Magic mug… “Chupracadupra!” The SIPrise pattern will appear to left-handers and right-handers alike.

Poof! It’s the same mug.

SIPSIPSIPS SINistral Insulated Mug

When you heat the grounds running, get a handle on our sinistral sinsulated mug so it won’t be left behind.

Pentagrind

When the Pentagram rises ⛧ with each “passing” day 🪦, make our daily grind ☕ a part of your mourning ritual.


Pentagrind 2.25″ Round Button

For those feeling pent-up in Pride, and Sinners still waiting Earthside, don’t despair, wear some flair! Our Pentagrind is cute as a button, so pin one down.

Pentagrind 2.25″ Round Magnet

Show your memberSIP in our Sinner circle by displaying our Pentagrind with Pride and magnetize others to our side.

Pentagrind Small Die Cut Sticker

When it’s time to RISE & SIN, our Pentagrind casts a long shadow, so stick it where the sun don’t shine.

Pentagrind Canister Candle

You can use this sinister canister to perform all of your SatanctionedⓈ rituals, penticularly those for conjuring cups of our Bitches’ Brew and Black Magic blends.

Pentagrind Circle Keychain

“Get in loser, we’re going SIPping!” This keychain will remind you to take more trips to get SIPS and earn Penta⛧Points towards your next fix.

SIPSquared Post-it® Notes

Keep things five by five with these 3×3 Post-SIPS notes featuring our faded Pentagrind symbol and SIPSquared border.

SIPparel

Be as cool as a cold brew while wearing these classic black-and-white esSINtials.


SIPSIPSIPS Women’s Ringer T-Shirt

All the sinful ladies! If you like it, then you should put our ringer on it. (tag—#youreit!)

This shirt is boxier and more transparent than it appears in the photo.

SIPSIPSIPS Men’s Ringer T-Shirt

Rep SIPS with this ringer while living topside and you’ll be a dead Ring-er when landing in Pride.

Caveat SIPtor: see note under Women’s Ringer.

OppoSIPS Women’s Classic T-Shirt

We’re flipping the SIP with this white-on-black design featuring S³’s logo on the front and our Veesite address on the back.

OppoSIPS Men’s Classic T-Shirt

Our classic tee in basic b is the SIPerior choice for hiding coffee drops and other spots.

TODAY SATAN Women’s Value T-Shirt

Speak of the devil and he will appear on our apparel this Sinstant when you bag this bargain T-day.

TODAY SATAN Men’s Value T-Shirt

This shirt is a steal when you make a deal to snake our value-able teewear that sends a message to beware.

MisSIPllaneous

Choose from our catchall collection of multinefarious merch.


SIPSIPSIPS Rectangle Magnet

Stick our stylish magnet to your fridge and both will instantly become cooler.

SIPSIPSIPS Rectangle Sticker

Hellp us pre-advertise to other Sinners with this sticker, and as a thank you for sticking with us, you’ll get a discount when SIPping with us!

SIPSIPSIPS Small Die Cut Sticker

They had us at “die” and “cut.”

SIPSIPSIPS Reusable Grocery Bag

Save our Sinvironment while showing your SIPport and feel good about yourself with this ego-friendly bag.

When printed, the shadow appears slightly more lavender than gray.

Too Much Drip Apron

If barista roleplay gets your coffee brewing, this SIPsy apron leaves little to the imagination.

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Hell It Like It Is

Manage expectations, don’t damage SIPS relations!


Our POS (pieces of SIP) platform operates like any standard POD (print on demand) service, which means merch will be printed and shipped quickly and efficiently—but not always perfectly.

Sometimes an image doesn’t print exactly as it appears in the product picture. If this happens, and the discrepancy is enough that it leads to a DIS appointment, CafePress can reprint or refund your order. Visit our Hellp page for more sinfo.

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