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Our Abyssiness is Hellquartered in the Pride Ring, where our customer DIS service department can be reached by calling our Hellp* line at +1 (∞∞∞) 666-SIPS.

*Not to be confused with the review site Hellp.

For ordering, payment, shipping, and product issues relating to fulfillment for our SHOP, contact CafePress customer service directly, because we sure as Hell can’t help you.

Residents of the human world who have other questions or suggestions will need to go through our mortal emissary (aka M.E.). They can do so anonymously on our Sinners’ Terrestrial Realm Alternate Web (STRAW) page by leaving a message in the asSIPstance box, or “nononymously” via email using one of these Earth-based addresses:

General aSIPstancesinfo@SIPSIPSIPS.com
Tech SIPportbadmin@SIPSIPSIPS.com
CritiSIPsmSOL@SIPSIPSIPS.com*

*All mail to this address goes to our dumpster file.

If there’s a product or design you’d like to see in our SHOP, let us know and our emissary will send us a Hellegram.

For human Sinners who want to
contact us directly, we are now
acSIPting sinterdimentional mail!

Written correspondence can be delivered to
any Ring in Hell via firemail by performing
the following writual.

Put your questions, suggestions, and
comments in an envelope addressed
using the sinformation below:

SIPSIPSIPS Hellquarters
666 Pain Street
Pentagram City, Pride Ring
12345-67∞
HELL

Stand before a roaring fireplace or fire pit and chant our full name SIPS (6) times, then toss the envelope into the flames. The smoke signal will penetrate the firewall protecting Earth and drift to our Hellquarters*, where we’ll perform the exhaust-ing task of sinterpreting it.

*Be sure to include the correct RIP Code or your message will disSIPate before arriving.

Physical correspondence is more likely to be demon-eyesed, but you’ll have to pay the price. The postage for sending sinterdimentional mail is host-age. When you arrive in Hell, we will have the temporary use of your soul for a period of time based on the firemail rate schedule established by the USPS (Undead Sinners Portal Service).